You could get a disease if not using a condom, or get some ugly woman pregnant for the rest of your life, unless a fortunate misscarriage comes around or an abortion is agreed.
Sex could be a cause of death as in some case in the news. The guy calls his wife at 3AM, tells her he is making a snack stop. Instead of dropping by a fast food joint, goes to Padial street, dark, scary, in a ghost town for prostitution, getting killed in the adventure.
The amount of tv infomercials to have a bigger', harder pecker with copulations, erections lasting longer in which the hostess have skimpy dresses exhibiting their saline mammal glands are abundant, if you buy one, they give 3 free.
In Puerto Rico, channel 4 has a couple of female retards at 12 o'clock daily, both with saline breasts and Lbutts, like horrendous tumors with flamingo legs, pretty similar to those disgusting ones in JLo's.
In social networks as FB, is not different. Lots of ugly and nice looking women use photos in their profiles giving the hint, looking like strip joint staff with similar taste and poses. One thing that is almost a rule is a disproportionate percentage of fake breasts, looking like those bladders used in Caribbean carnivals to hit people, as if they look nice or natural, or fun to grab, bite or touch.
Currutaco, a childhood friend tells me about those porno actresses with some twisted logic. They allow sphincter penetration to seconds later, insert them peckers in them mouths instead of the opposite, custom and use. What is really annoying according to him, is the habit of spitting on a somejuan's pecker to insert in the mouth while looking at the camera as if they were some Greta Garbo or Hale Berry, in an Oscar candidate film. Really disgusting and ridiculous if you ask moi.
What about sax? Sorry, sax music last longer, there is more variety and one never gets tire of it..I prefer the sound of the baritone for the rarity and depth of its sound. Zoot Sims come to mind. I do not know of any other baritone playing as a soloist. You may educate me if you do.
Saxophones were invented late. That is why there are no symphonies or symphonic orchestras with saxes, in case you never thought, wonder or care about it.
In brief sex if over rated in every continent, like gluttony and avarice, while sax music, much better for the spirit, peace of mind, creativity is not.
As Woody Allen, the Jewish philosopher, actor, director who married his Korean adoptive daughter said: 'Masturbation is the best sex, because is sex with the one I love'.
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